The President, Barack Hussein Obama, has totally sucked the wind out of the critical village idiot job market. All the traditional sources of village idiots such as Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Boston and others have struggled to keep up with the exponentially increasing demand from Washington, D.C.
People think that village idiots just fall out of the skies but that is not in the least true. Behind every successful village idiot there is an American institution of higher ignorance that has invested the time, trouble, and money necessary to turn out the world class level village idiots that politicians have come to expect in our National government. Our American institutions of higher ignorance are totally stressed because of the current demand. Even with support from institutions of higher ignorance in non-traditional village idiot areas, like T.U. (Texas University) they have not been able to keep up with demand.
Several possible solutions to the problem come to mind. Increase our investment in keeping America stupid by tripling funding to American institutions of higher ignorance specifically to educate village idiots. We could also replace an estimated 10-20% of lower level village idiots with functional imbeciles. This would free up the more talented village idiots to engage in important government work like destroying American agriculture or keeping American drillers out of the way of Red Chinese drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. Obviously the immediate appointment of a czar for village idiots should be a priority until this problem gets back under control.
I long for the days when my political worries were focused on pseudo intellectual progressive liberal demoracist mindless twits. The huge infusion of village idiots has really skewed the ability of cranky people to comment on politics. It is almost impossible to properly comment when you are rolling on the floor laughing while reading marvelous prose like “Living Within Our Means and Investing in the Future” (are they really serious?). It was one artful village idiot who came up with that deceptive title. The government living within its means indeed. Investing? Government? Like that’s going to turn out alright. American retirees would be broke and broke down if we “invested” like the Washington, D.C. “geniuses.”
There is a much easier way out of the dark halls of this epic dilemma that will be obvious to all whose dreams of government service have been shattered by a superior intellect. Vote Barack Hussein Obama out of office in 2012. This should have the village idiots scattering like street hookers when a police car approaches.
Let us count our blessings. God, in his infinite wisdom has richly blessed his people and blessed our nation.
Tonight we have the NFL opener to take the sting off of what would otherwise be a stingingly depressing evening of platitudes and accusations. Thank you, lord.
He gave us President Hussein to make us realize that things could indeed be worse. Praise God.
We have been blessed with a political system that has Presidential elections every four years. Here’s your chance America. If you voted for hope and change and to prove you were not a racist be sure to vote in 2012. I hope you change from voting for President Hussein and prove you have not totally lost your senses. Praise the Lord.
Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg needs to do something about the urgent problem of controlling guns in New York City. There were a total of 42 gun fire victims in two days in the city. One fatality, four people wounded at a barbecue shootout, another three at a parade during a long, long weekend.
Bloonberg needs to do something about getting guns off the street so honest citizens stop shooting each other and only criminals have guns. That way everybody will be safe.
By contrast here in the Great State of Texas(San Antonio specifically) most of us hayseeds are armed and the criminals as well. We had a gunshot fatality in a bar over the holiday. Some honest citizen did not notice the state mandated sign that it was against the law to carry firearms where alcohol was served. I think they need to get bigger signs with larger letters.
A plus was that there were no barbecue related injuries or fatalities over the holiday. There were, however, the three dummies armed with a shotgun and a pistol who actually thought they were going to walk into Achmed’s store and take his money. Achmed came out of the back with his own gun to save his clerk. The thug behind the counter got locked in holding the bag. The other two drove away. I think that criminals don’t keep up with the local news. Achmed had his gun out all four previous failed robbery attempts.
The criminals had two guns and the good guy only one. I like the way things are in Texas where a freeman can defend his own life and property. Much safer than New York City. If there were a cop on every corner in New York City they still could not save you from the random thug with a gun.
by Ann Coulter
Amid the hoots at Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry for saying there were “gaps” in the theory of evolution, the strongest evidence for Darwinism presented by these soi-disant rationalists was a 9-year-old boy quoted in The New York Times.
After his mother had pushed him in front of Perry on the campaign trail and made him ask if Perry believed in evolution, the trained seal beamed at his Wicked Witch of the West mother, saying, “Evolution, I think, is correct!”
That’s the most extended discussion of Darwin’s theory to appear in the mainstream media in a quarter-century. More people know the precepts of kabala than know the basic elements of Darwinism.
There’s a reason the Darwin cult prefers catcalls to argument, even with a 9-year-old at the helm of their debate team.
Complete article at Human Events
America wake up! The alarms are sounding louder and louder.